nitwit blubber

transgayhawkeyepierce:

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

gibbonfan:

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

thyla:

Star Trek: The Original Series 2.01 Amok Time
⇢ air date: sept. 15, 1967

zoologicallyobsessed:
“The general public is always shocked when they find out there’s 20,000 species of bees and not just bumblebees and honeybees.
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zoologicallyobsessed:

The general public is always shocked when they find out there’s 20,000 species of bees and not just bumblebees and honeybees.

aiweirdness:

AI image generation prompt: Highland cattle themed goth outfit

Someone wears a baggy black jacket, a black skirt with red flowers on it, and a messenger bag strap. They are either wearing a highland cow mask or are actually a highland cow with human arms - the cow's body and hindquarters are behind.ALT
Someone wears a ragged black and orange skirt and tall shaggy black boots. They are hanging out with an orange highland cow.ALT
Someone wears a lopsided dark denim jacket, a plaid skirt, and bright orange shaggy hair. They have their arm around a black highland cow.ALT
View from behind of someone with shaggy bright orange hair, wearing a black leather jacket with a neon orange bow at the waist, and a shaggy skirt with neon green bows on it. They are hanging out with a highland cow in the woods.ALT

soracities:

“To touch someone is to risk pain, to risk rejection, be it your own or that of another. […] It is a bridge you walk together, swaying above an abyss of fear. To hold each other’s hands is to have balance. Yet it also means having their weight with you, should there be a sudden fall.”

— D. E. Chaudron, excerpt of Your Body, An Altar
(via antigonick)

runner friend, on thursday: I have a big race this weekend so I was trying not to drink this week but I broke my streak today. One day out of the week is still good though!
me: One day out of the week? But you called me drunk on tuesday
runner: Uhhh well I didn't drink on wednesday! Why are you laughing you should be proud of me

dying-poet:

who else just wants to go absolutely wild and bake some cookies with a pretty girl?? go nuclear and make some tea?? absolutely lose their fucking mind and curl up under a blanket??